Unless you actually manage to break, smash or disintegrate your [ PRODUCT NAME ], unfortunately we do not accept returns, other than for actual defective pieces, and after thousands of hours of testing, we have never been able to produce a bad result.
If you feel that your device is defective, please reach out to us via email at [ COMPANY NAME ]. and we can begin a dialogue. Thank you so much. Now, please go open some wine and treat yourself.